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Nothing you can tuck behind your ears bc your ears are hideous

Being drunk and watching drunk history makes it just a normal show.

white people:this is SO spicy
me:it's water

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iamwizz:

RiFF RAFF - Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz

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h0odrich:

i will never be able to mentally grasp the whole straight man concept where they can grab eachothers asses and say the nastiest raunchiest shit to eachother but the second they find out someone’s gay they wanna throw a temper tantrum. straight men are highkey the fakest bitches out there and need to get a grip

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

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